Half-grown wankers

I'm not sure if it's local to this area, but the "alternative" crowd of teenagers is incredibly lame. 

Their jokes are terrible, and they have an open, accepting community...at shows, I notice how they stay together in large communal blobs, both indoor and out.  It seems unnatural for angst-driven rockers to not fragment into small sub-groups. 

And they're not even that angry.

The guys in the local bands they look up to are weak and soft.  They've never done hallucinogenics, or probably ever lived any harrowing experiences.  They don't understand any deep truths about the world. 

Some are fat vegans.

Whatever horrible, ineffectual, lame music they all play (all the "indie" bands), they play out of that shit-hole.  There is no alternative to the alternative.

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't think they were all so awesome and hip, those half-grown wankers.